Golf Etiquette: How to Avoid Becoming the Bill Murray of the Fairways

By Robert Worley

Welcome to the wonderful world of golf, where the grass is greener, the drinks are colder, and golf etiquette applies to the seasoned pro or newbie. Following proper golf etiquette is crucial. But who says we can’t have a little fun while doing it? So, grab your clubs and your sense of humor as we take a whimsical journey through the do’s and don’ts of golf etiquette.

1. Dress to “Not Distress”

In this day and age of casual or sloppy dress codes, it may surprise you to learn that golf courses have dress codes, and it’s not just because they want you to look dapper. 

It’s to prevent eye strain for other players. So, leave the Hawaiian shirts and cargo shorts at home and opt for collared shirts and slacks. And yes, golf shoes are a must—those spikes aren’t just for show!

Some of the Best Colors:

  1. Classic White: Clean, timeless, and matches everything.
  2. Navy Blue: A sophisticated color that’s less prone to show stains.
  3. Khaki and Beige: Neutral tones that pair well with many other colors.
  4. Pastel Shades: Light blues, pinks, and greens give a fresh and summery vibe.
  5. Earth Tones: Greens and browns blend well with the natural surroundings.

Choose the Right Golf Shoes

Here are some top picks:

  1. Adidas Men’s Tech Response: Known for their comfort and breathability, these shoes are lightweight and offer excellent grip.
  2. FootJoy Pro/SL: These are popular among golfers for their versatility and waterproof features, making them suitable for various weather conditions.
  3. ECCO Men’s Biom Hybrid 3: Combining style and functionality, these shoes provide great traction and stability.
  4. Nike Air Zoom Victory Tour 2: Offering a sleek design and comfortable fit, these shoes are a favorite for both professional and amateur golfers.
  5. Skechers Go Golf Elite 3: These shoes are praised for their cushioning and support, ensuring your feet stay comfortable throughout the round.

Remember, it’s important to choose golf attire that fits well and adheres to proper golf etiquette and aligns to the course’s dress code.

2. The Art of the Tee Shot

When it’s your turn to tee off, you’ll have all eyes on you, so try not to channel your inner Happy Gilmore. Keep your feet firmly planted, take a deep breath, and swing with grace. If you miss the ball completely, don’t worry—we’ve all been there. Just laugh it off and give it another go.

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3. Silence is Golden

Golf is a game of concentration, so while your buddy is lining up their shot, avoid discussing your weekend plans or launching into a karaoke version of “Bohemian Rhapsody.” Instead, save your commentary for after the shot. And remember, if you accidentally let out a loud sneeze, a polite “sorry” goes a long way.

4. Fore! (And Other Helpful Calls or Terms)

If your ball is heading towards another group of golfers faster than a speeding bullet, do everyone a favor and yell “Fore!” at the top of your lungs. It’s the golf equivalent of a warning siren. And if you’re on the receiving end, duck and cover!

While “Fore!” is definitely the most well-known shout in golf, there are a few other calls and terms that can come in handy on the course:

  1. “Fore Left!” or “Fore Right!”: If your ball is veering off significantly to one side, specifying “left” or “right” can help others know which direction to be cautious of.
  2. “Cart!”: Shouted when a golf cart is heading towards a player, as a warning to move out of the way.
  3. “You’re Away”: Used to indicate that it’s another player’s turn to hit because their ball is further from the hole.
  4. “Mulligan!”: An informal term (usually in friendly games) indicating that a player is taking a do-over shot without a penalty.
  5. “Watch Out!”: A general warning for any potential hazards or danger on the course that players should be aware of.
  6. “Clear!”: Used to indicate that the group ahead is out of range, and it’s safe for the next group to hit.

5. Repairing the Course

Golf courses take pride in their pristine condition, so following proper golf etiquette is essential to keep them looking sharp. Replace your divots (those chunks of grass you may or may not have accidentally scooped up with your club) and fix any ball marks on the green. Think of it as your contribution to the golfing community and a demonstration of excellent golf etiquette.

If you’re not sure how to go about it, here’s a quick step-by-step guide.

  1. Find the Divot: Locate the piece of turf that you’ve displaced during your shot.
  2. Replace the Divot: Pick up the divot and place it back in the hole you created. Make sure it’s aligned with the surrounding grass.
  3. Press it Down: Use your foot to gently press the divot back into the ground. This helps it to re-root and blend in with the surrounding turf.

If the divot has disintegrated or isn’t available, you can use sand and seed mix provided by the course:

  1. Fill the Hole: Pour the sand and seed mix into the hole left by the divot.
  2. Level the Surface: Use your foot or club to smooth the mixture so it’s level with the surrounding grass.

By repairing divots, you’re helping to keep the course in great shape for everyone. 

6. The Bunker Ballet

Getting stuck in a bunker is no fun, but it’s bound to happen. When it does, channel your inner ballet dancer and gracefully tiptoe your way out without disrupting too much sand. And always remember to rake the bunker smooth afterward—no one likes surprises in the sand.

7. Ready, Set, Golf!

Ready golf is the name of the game. This means being prepared to take your shot when it’s your turn. No one enjoys waiting around while you search for your lucky ball marker. Keep the pace brisk and enjoyable for everyone.

8. The Invisible Line of Respect

When someone’s putting, stay out of their line of sight. Imagine there’s an invisible line extending from their ball to the hole—don’t cross it. Standing still and quiet while they putt is a sign of respect and good sportsmanship.

9. Celebrate with Style

Scoring a birdie or an eagle? That’s your moment to shine! Go ahead and give a little fist pump or a subtle high-five. But proper golf etiquette requires us all to keep those victory cartwheels and breakdances for after the round—golf is a game of dignity and grace, after all. Remember, nothing says “classy golfer” like a well-timed, understated celebration.

When you nail that perfect shot, savor it with style. A cheeky grin, a tip of the cap, or even a dramatic bow to your adoring fans (a.k.a. your buddies) will do the trick. Save the elaborate celebrations for the clubhouse, where you can relive your triumphs and maybe even show off your dance moves—just not on the green!

10. The 19th Hole

Ah, the clubhouse bar—fondly known as the 19th hole. After a day on the course, it’s the perfect place to unwind, share stories, and maybe even exaggerate your golfing prowess a bit. Just remember, etiquette applies here too. Be courteous, tip your bartender, and toast to a round well played.

Summing It Up

Golf etiquette may seem like a lot of rules, but it’s really about showing respect for the game, the course, and your fellow players. And with a touch of humor and a dash of grace, you’ll be well on your way to becoming the Tiger Woods of etiquette. So, the next time you hit the links, keep these tips in mind, have a good laugh, and most importantly—enjoy the game!

Additional Reading

A highly recommended book on golf etiquette is “Golf Etiquette” by Barbara Puett, Jim Apfelbaum, and Tom Kite. This book is filled with pictures, detailed diagrams, and extensive definitions, making it a comprehensive guide for both amateur and experienced players1. It covers everything from proper attire and playing through to dealing with slow play and interacting with strangers on the course.

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